| Appeteasers |
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| when you see Tortilla Chips... They're our own makin'! |
| 1 | Mr. Jim Bowie - a platter filled w/ salsa, cheeses, scallions, olives, chili beans, sour cream & our very own tortilla chips | $5.95 |
| 2 | Cheeze or Salsa w/ Tortilla Chips - | $3.50 |
| 3 | Onion Ringlets - w/ a nice bite dipping sauce | $3.25 |
| 4 | Nice n' Spicy Buffalo Fries - n' Blue Dip | $3.25 |
| 5 | Guacamole n' Tortilla Chips - | $4.75 |
| 6 | Tex-Mex Chili - w/ Cheeze/ Onion (y'all can ask fer sour cream) | $4.95 |
| 7 | Buffalo Wings - | $5.45 |
| 8 | Mozzarella Stix - | $4.95 |
| 9 | Chicken Fingers - (call yer sauce) | $5.45 |
| 11 | Multi-Cheez Quesadilla - w/ tomaties, garn sour cream, guacamole & salsa | $4.75 |
| 12 | Chicken Queasadilla - w/ grilled tomaties, garn sour caream, guacamole & salsa | $6.75 |
| 13 | Veggietables Quesadilla - w/ grilled zucchini, corn, tomaties, garn sour cream, guacamole & salsa | $5.75 |
| Soupz |
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| 15 | Chicken mit Noodles - our very own traditional and homemade | $1.95 |
| 16 | Frenchie Onion - ooh-la-la en zee clay bucket | $3.25 |
| Zee Salads n' Zee Diet Foodz |
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| 20 | Salada de Casa - one "hungry man's" side salad | $3.95 |
| 21 | Salada de Cesarito - caesar salad mini & mighty | $4.25 |
| 22 | Salada La Guardia - grilled salmon on greens, potato salad, capers, red onionz, garden fresh veggies, olives, vinaigrette | $8.95 |
| 23 | Salada Taco-Carne Fiesta - beef on a tortilla w/ beans, lettuce, tomatie, olives, jalapenos, scallions, monty jack, guacamole & sour cream | $7.95 |
| 24 | Salada Taco-Pollo Fiesta - chicken on a tortilla w/ beans, lettuce, tomatie, olives, jalapenos, scallions, monty jack, guacamole & sour cream | $7.95 |
| 25 | Salada Cobb - chicken, avocado, celery, green, blue cheez chunks, bacon, eggs, sprouts, tomatie, onionz | $7.95 |
| 26 | Salada Chicksie - chicken cutlet chunks atop greens, caesar, garlic bread croutons | $6.95 |
| 27 | Salada Shrimpsie - grilled shrimps atop greens, garlic bread croutons | $8.95 |
| 28 | Salada Chicken & Shrimp - combo atop greens, vinaigrette | $9.75 |
| 29 | Salada Kyios - Zeus-sized grecian salad a la Olympus | $6.95 |
| 30 | Salada Kyios: Mini - human-sized - itsa littla itty bitty greeky | $4.95 |
| 31 | Salada Timberlane - smoked turkey, black forest ham, swiss, gruyere, greens | $7.95 |
| 32 | Tuna Salad - n' we aint gonna say no more! | $6.95 |
| 33 | Salada Georgie - sliced steak n' shrimp combo atop garden fresh greens | $9.95 |
| 34 | Salada Mikey - chicken n' fruit toastie pecans n' raspberry vinaigrette | $7.95 |
| 35 | Skinny Minnie - itty bitty burger mit cottage cheese & fresh fruit | $7.95 |
| 36 | Loosey Lucy - cottage cheese & mixed fruit | $6.50 |
| 37 | Melon Melanie - seasonal, so expect no miracles | $2.25 |
| 38 | Salada Carlita - mixed fresh fruit (if yer lookin' fer variety, go to Tahiti) | $2.75 |
| 39 | Grapefruit - good ol' half (what you see is what you get) | $1.75 |
| 40 | Granola - honeyed yogurt n' good ol' fashioned granola | $4.50 |
| The World's Number One Hamburger |
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| well, here's what you came for! platters have frenchies, lettuce n' tomatie (75 pennies can swap frenchies for onion ringlets or sweet potatie fries) | simple | platter |
| 50 | The Silver Spurs - | $4.25 | $6.50 |
| 51 | SLU-Foot Sue - american cheeze (add bacon fer a buck) | $4.95 | $7.20 |
| 52 | SLU-Foot Sammy - swiss, cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella, monty jack, bleu or muenster (add bacon fer a buck) | $5.25 | $7.50 |
| 53 | Sadie-Nite Special - monty jack, muenster & swiss combo | $5.95 | $8.20 |
| 54 | Mesa - cheddar, green pepper, tomatie, onionz, olives | $5.95 | $8.20 |
| 55 | Alamo - jalapeno peppers, cheddar (spicy hot) | $5.75 | $8.00 |
| 56 | Western Union - guacamole, lettuce n' tomatie served up inside a great big rootin-tootin english muffin | $6.25 | |
| 57 | Stage Coach - mozzarella, mushrooms, onionz, green peppers | $6.95 | $9.25 |
| 58 | Bunkhouse - ham, american cheeze, sauteed onionz | $5.95 | $8.20 |
| 59 | Big Andy's Knix - smotherin' mushrooms, a big english muffin | $6.25 | $8.50 |
| 60 | De' Senator - big english muffin stuffed w/ avocado, cheddar cheeze, bacon, lettuce & tomatie | $7.25 | |
| 61 | Corral - american, mushrooms, fried onionz | $6.50 | $8.75 |
| 62 | Hootchie's Haven - big english muffin filled w/ zucchini n' herbal sauce | $5.95 | $8.20 |
| 63 | Riata - cheddar, chili, raw onionz | $6.75 | $9.00 |
| 64 | Apaloosa - american, bacon, ham, mushrooms, onionz | $8.25 | $10.50 |
| 65 | Ranchero - mozzarella, pizza sauce, grated cheeze | $5.95 | $8.20 |
| 66 | Buckin' Bronco - bacon, baked beans | $6.50 | $8.75 |
| 67 | Conestoga - BBQ sauce, jalapeno jack, bacon | $6.50 | $8.75 |
| 68 | Hula Bula - swiss n' pineapple tropical, english muffin | $6.25 | $8.50 |
| 76 | Jr. Bonner - smaller than above w/ lettuce n' tomaties | $3.95 | |
| 77 | Little Sammy - jr bonner w/ yer call of cheeze | $4.75 | |
| 78 | Andrew Rantrue - a great veggie (non) burger w/ lettuce n' tomatie, veggie chips | $4.95 | |
| 79 | Taka-Taka Turkey - turkey burger, lettuce n' tomatie | $3.95 | |
| 80 | Taka-Turkey-Tux - turkey burger w/ cheeze | $4.75 | |
| 81 | Kiki Kon-Tiki - turkey burger, cheddar, fresh avocado, lettuce n' tomaties | $5.50 | |
| 82 | Ana Madama - turkey burger w/ a playful kick of jalapeno jack, lettuce n' tomaties, turkey bacon | $5.50 | |
| Fancy Vittles |
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| 100 | Prime Shell Steak - thick cut n' broiled to taste, taties n' veggies | $14.95 |
| 101 | Steak Roumania - broiled to taste, taties n' veggies | $13.25 |
| 102 | Meat Loaf - homemade, w/ gravy, mashed taties n' corn nibletz | $7.95 |
| 103 | Pork Chops - 2, served w/ applesauce n' mashed taties | $10.95 |
| 104 | Salmon Filet - grilled, lightly seasoned, baked taties, veggies | $12.95 |
| 105 | Open-Face Fresh Turkey Sandwich - gravy, mashed, cranberries | $7.95 |
| 106 | Chicken Marinara - specially grilled, marinate, baked taties, veggies | $9.95 |
| 107 | Fajita Pollo - chicken, pepper, onionz, cheeze, sour cream, guacamole, salsa an' tortilla fixins' | $9.95 |
| 108 | Fryin' Friers - fried chicken, regular or BBQ, veggies, taties | $7.50 |
| 109 | Chickenator - hearty strips, taties, honey-mustard, BBQ, or picante dip | $6.95 |
| 110 | Fajita Carne - steak, pepper, onionz, cheeze, sour cream, guacamole, salsa an' tortilla fixins' | $9.95 |
| Sandwichy Gourmet |
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| 154 | Markella Reine - grilled zucchini, eggplant, roasted red peppers, mushrooms, tomatie n' cheeze on a baguette, w/ veggie chips | $6.75 |
| 155 | Nickopsolgos - avocado club, sprouts, tomatie, cheeze w/ creamy herbal sauce on a pita w/ veggie chips | $5.95 |
| 156 | Ms. Bellestarr - roast beef, melted swiss, sauteed mushrooms, served up on a hero w/ frenchies | $8.25 |
| 157 | Love-At-Steak - open face prime strips, sauteed onionz, on a hero w/ frenchies | $10.50 |
| 158 | Ragin' Cajun - roast beef, cheddar, n' spicy cajun frenchies | $7.50 |
| 159 | Philly Fill - our version of a phillie steak sandwichy, w/ frenchies | $7.50 |
| 160 | Wild Bill - piping hot homemade meat loaf, sauteed green peppers n' onionz, hero | $5.75 |
| 161 | Poh' Boy - BBQ pork on a roll, w/ frenchies | $6.70 |
| 162 | Porker Corker - grilled pork n' onionz on a roll w/ frenchies | $7.25 |
| 163 | Medio Noche - pork, swiss, ham, sliced pickles, served warm | $5.95 |
| 165 | Georgietto - black forest ham, melted gruyere, baguette, tatie salad, served warm | $6.50 |
| 166 | El Gobblero - smoked turkey, roasted red peppers, muenster, baguette, veggie chips | $7.95 |
| 167 | Strutters - smoked turkey club, bacon, lettuce n' tomatie, w/ frenchies | $7.75 |
| 168 | Ms. Annie Oakley - smoked turkey, avocado club, sprouts, tomatie, cheeze w/ creamy herbal sauce on a baguette w/ veggie chips | $8.25 |
| 169 | Fat Hands Louie - chicken chunks on a wrap, diced tomaties, shredded lettuce, melted money jack, salsa, served w/ frenchies | $7.25 |
| 170 | Salmon Floyd - grilled salmon, sprouts, tomaties, | $9.25 |
| 171 | Stella Starlite - tuna chunks, red peppers, sliced idaho reds, lettuce, tomatie, served on a baguette w/ veggie chips | $6.75 |
| 172 | Big Pocket Benny - steak chunks on a wrap, diced tomaties, shredded lettuce, melted monty jack, salsa, served w/ frenchies | $7.25 |
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| Trimmings |
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| Frenchies - our own special made toss of french fries | $2.00 or a big toss: $2.75 |
| Frenchies - w/ melted cheeze on top | $3.55 |
| Frenchies - yez sirreee! Cajun style Lauwoozianna spicy | $2.25 or a big toss: $2.95 |
| Steak Fries w/ Chili - served up with a crownin' of cheeze | $4.95 |
| Sweet Potatie Fries - | $2.75 |
| Home Made Mashed Taties - | $1.95 |
| Baked Potatie - | $1.95 |
| Onion Ringlets - | $2.75 |
| Onion Ringlets n' Frenchies - combo | $3.50 |
| Baked Beans Vegetarianizma - | $1.75 |
| Cottage Cheeze - | $1.95 |
| Cole Slaw - homemade southern style n' natural | $1.75 |
| Tatie Salad - german style, homemade w/ herbs tossed & delicciisius | $1.75 |
| Veggies o' de Day - garden fresh and good fer yer tummy | $2.50 |
| And Then There's |
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| Bacon, Lettuce n' Tomatie - | $4.25 |
| Tuna Melt - on a multi-grain | $5.25 |
| Grilled Cheeze - | $3.25 |
| Grilled Cheeze - w/ bacon or ham | $4.25 |
| Lox-Box n' Bagel - with a smear | $7.25 |
| Tuna Salad - on a multi-grain | $4.60 |
| Bologna or Ham - | $3.75 |
| Cheeze - yer call pardner, on a multi-grain | $3.25 |
| Bacon n' Egg or Western - | $3.95 |
| Filet Fish - w/ cheeze | $5.25 |
| Grilled Cheeze - w/ tomatie | $3.55 |
| Grilled Cheeze - w/ tomatie, bacon, or ham | $4.50 |
| Turkey - fresh or smoked | $5.95 |
| Egg Salad - on a multi-grain | $3.25 |
| Bologna or Ham - w/ cheeze | $4.50 |
| Hot Doggie - | $1.95 |
| Herculean Knot - peanut butter, strawberry jelly mit banana | $3.75 |
| Special Chicken Cutlet Sandwichys fer only $7.25 |
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| get 'em fresh on a roll, bread, or pita, w/ our very own frenchies |
| 201 | Dangerous Dan - mozzarella, tomatie sauce, spinach |
| 202 | Cock-Robin - monteray jack cheeze or swiss, w/ bacon |
| 203 | Rooster-Booster - ham n' glow in the dark cheddar cheeze |
| 204 | Your Big Chickadee - BBQ, bacon, and a hit of ol' monty jack |
| 205 | Chac-Chawk-Chic - green peppers, sauteed onionz, mozzarella |
| 206 | Basin Street Coos - cajun BBQ, peppers, onionz |
| 207 | Cap n' Trails - swiss cheeze, sauteed mushrooms |
| 208 | Mickey Maffosa - muenster cheeze, roasted red peppers |
| 209 | Winchester - guacamole, sauteed green peppers, onionz, monty jack on a baguette |
| 210 | Duchess Daisy - avocado & fresh alfalfa on a baguette |
| 211 | Moxie Schoxsy - grilled zucchini, eggplant, tomaties on a baguette-- call fer herbal sauce |
| 212 | Ms. Pearlie Gaits - fresh avocado, monty jack, sauteed onionz on a multi-grain |
| 213 | Plain Chick-Jane - served w/ lettuce n' tomatie & frenchies: only $5.95 |
| Eggostistical Eggoismatic Eggs |
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| all egg orders come w/ home fries n' toasties (half-buck more'll getcha a bagel) |
| 225 | Two Ovals - pure n' simple, right out of the coop | $3.25 |
| 226 | Two Ovals - w/ bacon, turkey bacon, ham, or sausage | $4.95 |
| 227 | Eggs Benedict - remember liz, rock, and james in "giant" | $7.50 |
| 228 | Eggs Florentine - w/ fine spinach here, think maybe popeye was italian | $7.50 |
| 229 | El Huevos Rancheros - 2 fried, salsa, cheddar n' scallions, tortilla | $5.95 |
| 230 | Viva Zapata - hearty steak, eggs, raw onionz, taties n' tamaties | $9.95 |
| 231 | American Cheeze Omelet - | $4.75 |
| 232 | Cheez Omelet - call yer taste | $5.25 |
| 233 | Tomatie n' Onion Omelet - both or one, yer call | $4.25 |
| 234 | Bacon or Ham Omelet - now don't excite yerself | $4.95 |
| 235 | Utahan Omelet - 3 egg omelet and it getz a name! | $3.75 |
| 236 | Nebraskan - mushrooms and more mushrooms | $5.50 |
| 237 | Iowan - bacon n' american cheeze | $5.95 |
| 238 | Texan - ham, peppers, n' onionz | $4.95 |
| 239 | Oklahoman - ham, peppers, onionz, tomaties | $5.50 |
| 240 | Louisianan - broccoli n' cheddar | $5.95 |
| 241 | Montanan - mozzarella, tomaties | $5.50 |
| 242 | Wyoman - spinach n' cheeze | $6.25 |
| 243 | Oregonian - feta, tomaties n' ham | $6.50 |
| 244 | Arizonian - mushrooms, onionz, tomaties, cheeze | $6.75 |
| 245 | Kansan - jalapenos, jalapeno jack, onionz, tomaties | $5.95 |
| 246 | Alabaman - spinach, bacon, tomatie, cheeze | $6.95 |
| 247 | Flap Jacks - | $3.95 |
| 248 | Waffles - | $3.95 |
| 249 | Frenchie Toasties - | $3.95 |
| 251 | Kalliope Kisser - chunky frenchie raisin toastie | $4.50 |
| Add-On's - bacon, ham, hash, sausage, turkey bacon | $2.75 |
| No Calories: Lies, Lies, Lies |
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| O.K. Corral Fruit Pies - (of the day) mit zee whipped cream (warmed?) | $2.95 |
| O.K. Corral Fruit Pies - n' add on zee ice cream | $3.95 |
| Carrot Cake - sorry, ain't availabe fer ornery rabbits! | $2.95 |
| Doc Holliday's Cheesecake - "eat it or wear it" | $2.95 |
| Cake of the Day - whatever big sally n' large marge whipped up! | $2.95 |
| Danish & Assorted Pastries - dependin' on de stagecoach | today's |
| Poundcake - well maybe 6 ounces | $1.95 |
| Rice Pudding - mit de whipped cream n' zee cinnamon... Acht heaven! | $2.50 |
| Ice Cream Sondaze - on tap, yer call, your syrup n' fixins'! | $2.95 |
| Ice Cream Sondaze - wooooooo Hot Fudge! | $3.50 |
| Polly Darden - 2 big scoops o' ice cream, oh my gooshies! | $2.50 |
| Mae West - ice cream float | $2.95 |
| Tropico Kong - banana splittin' split | $4.75 |
| Thirst Quenchers.... NYC Libations |
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| Sarsparilla - old west sipper, akin to root beer n' anisette n' El Dorado Gold | $1.75 |
| Water From a Bottle - with or without regular rocks | $1.75 |
| Snapple - hey hey whatzmatta? Wenoaveevery flavor, little Bunkies! | $1.50 |
| Coffee - red, decaf, sanka, or tea | $1.50 |
| Cappuccino - cappucine? Ay carumba! | $2.25 |
| Espresso - ever wonder why the name? | $1.50 |
| Mocha Chino - | $2.50 |
| Caffe Latte - | $2.75 |
| Cafe 'Ole - with zee steamed milk | $1.25 |
| Imported Herbals - | $1.25/ $1.75 |
| Fresh Lemonade - | $1.75 |
| Home-Scrunched Fresh Carrot Juice - | enuf: $2.50
enuf more: $3.50 |
| Cow Juice - | $1.00 |
| Chocolate Cow Juice - | $1.25 |
| Hot Chocolate - made the old fashioned way mit milk n' whipped cream | $1.50 |
| Sody Pop - from de tap or mit de flap even now some mit cap | $1.25 |
| Apple, Cranberry, Grapefruit or Tomatie Juices - | $1.50 |
| Orange Juice - fresh squeezed daily with our itty-bitty hands | runt: $2.50
grunt: $3.25 |
| Egg Cream - | $1.50 |
| Ice Cream Sody - | $2.75 |
| Milkshakes - flavors on tap | $2.75 |
| Milkshakes - real extra thick n' rich | $3.25 |
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